The deadpan one.
A sweeping silver mustache and an expression that looks completely committed to the joke.
WHAM! Memorial — Vinyl Song Box
WHAM! Memorial — Vinyl Song Box
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WHAM! Memorial — Vinyl Song Box
Regular price
$59.98
Regular price
$59.98
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$99.97
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per
Bought this for my barn bestie, but obviously had to try it on first. Walked into the tack room wearing it and she completely lost it. We spent way too long taking ridiculous photos instead of getting ready. Now she wants the other two faces for the rest of our crew.
Description
Description
Your riding outfit. A face nobody saw coming.
GoofyMasks™ is a funny printed balaclava for barn hangouts, goofy group photos, and gifts your horse friends will get. It covers your head and neck, with an open eye area that reveals your own eyes and skin.
Choose your character: Silver Mustache, Gray Hair, or Brown Beard. All facial details are printed on the fabric.
Head circumference: 55–63 cm / 21.65–24.8 in.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Follow the care instructions provided with your mask.
Need help before washing? Email support@goofymasks.store, and we’ll help you find the correct care instructions.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Order preparation: 2–3 days.
Estimated delivery: 8–12 days after dispatch. Please allow time for both preparation and delivery, especially when ordering gifts.
Your purchase includes a 30-day money-back guarantee. To request a return or refund, email support@goofymasks.store with your order number. Eligibility and return instructions follow our refund policy.
GoofyMasks™
Make your barn bestie
do a double take.
A funny printed balaclava for barn hangouts, goofy group photos, and gifts your horse friends will get.
You bring the riding outfit. GoofyMasks™ brings the face nobody saw coming.
All print. All personality. The wrinkles, facial hair, teeth, and cigarette imagery are artwork printed on the fabric.
For the friend who always commits to the bit.
Pick your alter ego
Three faces.
Same goofy energy.
Choose your favorite, or mix and match with your crew.
The wild card.
Gray hair, a sideways expression, and a face that belongs in your barn group chat.
The instigator.
A brown beard and a toothy grin that looks like it definitely started the joke.
The unexpected detail
Your outfit.
A whole new character.
Head-and-neck coverage gives the printed face its complete look, while the open eye area reveals your own eyes and surrounding skin.
The beard, teeth, and other facial details are part of the print. There are no attached facial props to assemble.
Pick a face, pull it on, and let your friends
notice what changed.
Plan your next goofy entrance
From your order
to your crew.
2–3 days
Order preparation
8–12 days
Estimated transit after dispatch
30 days
Money-back guarantee
We prepare your order in 2–3 days. After dispatch, estimated delivery takes 8–12 days. Transit times can vary.
Buying for a birthday or barn get-together? Order ahead so there’s time for preparation and delivery.
Read our shipping policy for full details.
For your favorite bad influences
Why GoofyMasks™?
An unexpected face
A familiar barn outfit with one very unserious detail.
Made for shared laughs
For the friends who turn barn time into hangout time.
Three characters
Silver Mustache, Gray Hair, or Brown Beard.
“This is so you.”
An offbeat gift idea for your favorite horse person.
Group-chat material
A little more personality for your next group photo.
30-day guarantee
A money-back guarantee with your purchase.
One for you. One for your barn bestie.
Give them something
that feels like them.
Think of the friend who’s always first to suggest a ridiculous group photo. You probably already know which face they’d choose.
Pick different characters for your friends, or give your barn bestie a surprise they can wear.
GoofyMasks™ is a novelty accessory
for fun and photos, not protective equipment.
30-day
money-back guarantee.
Your purchase comes with a 30-day money-back guarantee. For help with a refund request, email our support team with your order number.
See our refund policy for eligibility, return instructions, and full terms.
Find your fit.
Head circumference: 55–63 cm / 21.65–24.8 in.
Measure around the widest part of your head, above your eyebrows and ears, and compare your measurement before ordering.
Fit and print placement can vary between wearers.
Need help choosing?
Email
support@goofymasks.store
before placing your order.